Friday, January 18, 2013
Dear Lexie, You are the sweetest puppy ever and I love you dearly but please stop trying to eat the toilet paper and cotton balls that are in the bathroom trasth can. They will make you very sick and I do not understand your obsession with eating weird things.
Dear ER, Please be kind to me this weekend. I know I spend a lot of time with you, but this nurse is very tired and does not feel well. Thanks ahead of time.
Dear hormones, I think you are actively trying to screw with my head. I had a very vivid dream that I birthed a breach baby last night with no epidural, and no other medical staff around. So thanks to you, I woke up feeling anxious and unrested.
Dear husband, Thank you for being my constant rock and for proof reading all of my grad school application essays and CV's :)